When I was little, I used to think it was silly that they put the “external use only” label on bottles because no one would want to eat a bottle of aloe vera, but after reading fanfiction, I know who those warnings are meant for
UNTIL I READ THIS I GENUINELY STILL THOUGHT THAT THE PURPOSE OF THOSE LABELS WAS TO STOP PEOPLE EATING THE PRODUCT
dawnie-dragon said: ₪
Send ₪ for my muse’s reaction to yours joining them in a bubble bath
”..Rin, first of all can I ask you what the actual fuck do you think you’re doing? Just one time I’d like to be able to take a bath without someone deciding to join me out of nowhere.” Leaning back the blond groans quietly and places his forehead in a hand. “Really, just once that’s all.”
"Ehhh Nah. It’s a lot for fun to share baths." She snickers slightly, stretching her legs in the warm water.
DO YOU GUYS FUCKCING REMEMBER THESE STUPID ASS SNAP BRACELETS THAT WERE STRAIGHT UNTIL YOU SMACKED THEM AGAINST SOMETHING AND THEN THEY CURL UP???
PLEASE IMAGINE WITH ME THAT THESE ARE SOME HILARIOUSLY ANNOYING PRANK TOY ON ALTERNIA THAT TROLLS BUY AND USE TO RUN UP AND SMACK ONTO EACHOTHERS HORNS
My actual favorite homestuck post
Pyromancers who burst into flames upon death
Cryomancers who freeze up then shatter upon death
Healers who never decay upon death
Druids who dissipate into leaves and flower petals upon death
Necromancers who turn into scattering dust upon death
Summoners who are taken by demonic hands through a rift upon death
Mages with unique deaths~